exactly who is responsible for your prescription snafu?

I spoke with a patient today who blamed Andrew Cuomo because she was told by her mail order pharmacy that her prescription for tramadol couldn't be filled until someone from her doctor's office called the mail order pharmacy because the directions on the prescription were different from the one before. Really? How can someone go so completely off the sanity rails and land in this train yard?

One has to wonder if the conspiracy theorists are more abundant than previously suspected.

Driving habits of.....?

An 82-year old female patient was once 20 minutes late to her appointment.  Her reason: she complained she got stuck driving behind a little old lady.

Your knowledge of anatomy definitions may be lacking.

This one is from several years back.

A grandmother brought her young granddaughter in for a sick appointment.  As it's my job, I tried to discern the reason for their visit.  Grandma's idea of helping was to say to her granddaughter "tell her how your Tweety hurts".

Huh?

Your daughter needs an appointment for what?

A mom called this afternoon wanting to know if she could make an appointment for her 7 year old daughter who, according to mom, fell through a ceiling and landed on concrete. Yesterday.